The "I'm here for the gangbang" Story

OK, so I pick up Freddy and we head towards Northridge to meet up with my XXX girl and so far - my ONLY contact with her - has been via myspace, dirty pictures she’s been sending me via e-mail & ULTRA naughty text messages. Now, I’ve lived in Los Angles for a little over a decade & I could literally count the amount of times I’ve been to the valley on one hand - that is until I got involved in XXX - It's like the fucking "WILD WILD WEST" out there... It's people who work in porn, porn agencies, porn studios, people who rent houses for shooting porno and on and on and on -- There seems to be some sort of invisible force field when it comes to XXX people and “The San Fernando Valley” because in my careful observation -- somewhere around the studio city limits at Mullholland -- XXX people will not cross over Mullholland. On a very slight chance - maybe - for ONE night of Hollywood clubbing but 9 times of 10 - they will not leave The Valley force field.

BACK TO THE STORY:Freddy and I are whizzing down the 118 freeway towards Porn Valley.

ME
She said it’s a porn house. What do you
think that means?…

FREDDY
It probably just means they do allot of
shooting there…

ME

Yeah, that makes
sense…

We pull up to the house and it looks like a modest ranch - it's all on one level and it’s relatively well lit and I punch a call button on an intercom system.

CALL BOX V.O.
Who dis?

And yes, I'm a little scared...

Freddy
(into the call box)

Ray Lazer!

The gate opens and we drive in - The driveway goes way back -- super deep -- into a guest house area with parking. There are 2 VERY specific types of girls inside the world of porn - the type of girl who is totally 100% bi-sexual - and these types of XXX girls fuck guys & they love it! - but they also love fucking super hot chicks - both on camera & off camera - the other type of XXX girl - is in NO way bi-sexual! These other types are only interested in fucking guys! I think that was a clear definition - on the 2 types of women who work in ADULT. There is also the hybrid T-girl but that's a whole different kind of animal - and we will get into the hybrid T-girl - in the very near future.So, we park the car, and start walking towards the patio. We hear: laughter - We Hear: loud banter - WE SEE: a large PLUME of smoke - AND THEN WE SEE: something that sort of bothers me - we see: 6 guys with my XXX girl - I see them laughing and playing and playing and laughing. You add my boy "Freddy" to the mix + me & we have 8 men and 1 female porn star at 1:54AM on a Tuesday night at a porn house in Northridge.Oh, If the rabbi could see me now - And if you have NOT figured it out yet - my XXX girl - was not one of those 100% bi-sexual chicks that LOVES SPORT fucking fellow super hot XXX chicks on or off camera - My ghetto diamond - well, she likes MEN! JUST MEN! and now, I can actually see My Hot girl - And she sees me - And she looks delicious & I’m just NOT really feeling super confident right about now -- she runs up to me - she straddles me and then SHE goes in BALLS-DEEP kissing me... NOW Keep in mind - this is the very first time we’ve actually met face to face & body to body. She looked fantastic and this was getting REAL awkward & very weird!

MY XXX GIRL
(she whispers in my ear)
Daddy, I'm soooooo WET!
I’m so glad you’re here…
c’mon, I want you to meet
the guys…

She leads me over to a throng of men - straight chill-axing on a patio with a patio table filled with narcotics, booze, ashtrays, cigarettes etc.

FREDDY
(to my xxx girl)
Not too many girls
here?…

MY XXX GIRL

Like 3 or 4 girls are inside doing a scene...

She interlocks her fingers with mine & leads me towards the strange men.

FREDDY
oh, cool...

The only reason Freddy was at this porn house in Northridge with me at 1:58AM - and the only reason Freddy was about to throw-up -- was because of me... -- Freddy was the fucking MAN! - he was a good friend and I miss him -

ME
(to Freddy)
See you in the emergency room bro...

FADE OUT:

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