Wednesday, September 21, 2011

The Face Smack chick Story





11:PM - We pull up to “Le Deux” and valets were looming by the entrance with a few faux paparazzi, “TMZ” sorta paparazzi buzzing around; just waiting to capture Rock stars, XXX stars, reality TV personalities and a smattering of B+ Lister's strictly there for pussy. One of the things I truly detest about Hollywood is - the whole getting into these stupid things. Mr. Boston, “Slippy” who was now a rising VH1 “Rehab” star although in his own mind he was an indisputable punk-rapper supernatural being. The party was in full swing as we slid through the entrance relatively unscathed until Slippy had his chance to mug for the paparazzi – if the cameras were rolling & flashing - for Slippy - it was like putting cocaine in front of Tony Montana.


11:08PM – Slippy is done with promoting his relapses to the faux paparazzi and “TMZ” – we’re all inside and “Le Deux” is a very undersized and compressed place – not very um… user friendly...

11:11PM – Slippy was the most well-known person at the party so far – not a good sign...
It was a contest between Slippy, a slew of XXX personalities some MTV reality people I did not know, the entourage from D-12 with the exception of Eminem, and a few other scrubs.

11:45PM - Brody Jenner shows up with a buncha those dumb Reality idiot's in tow and then I see one of my favorite people in XXX: Let's just call him “Lovin Head” – He’s a XXX director and all around nut bag – he is absolutely insipid and in my eyes – fucking awesome! “Lovin Head” loves drinking, guns and choking women in public venues like “Le Deux”…

11:49PM - “Lovin Head” was off and running - I could see that he had a throng of forward-thinking XXX chicks with him and once he starts drinking – all bets are off – somewhere along the way - I then lost sight of them both - Slippy & Mr. Boston – So, I start head over to “Lovin Head” and his crew…

1:07AM – Out of 3 forward-thinking XXX chicks with “Loving Head” that night - One of them who will remain nameless but I will never forget her for the rest of my life – Mr. Boston and I have called her the “FACE SMACK” chick ever since…

1:11AM – “Lovin Head” has now been drinking for a few hours plus whatever else and he’s carved out his own VIP section in the corner - he tends to do that No matter where he is and he's showing off the “FACE SMACK” chick – She was actually VERY attractive with a perfect body! - The NO silicone zone - quite rare for L.A. let alone the XXX game.

1:12AM - “Lovin Head” is behind the “FACE SMACK” chick with his hands around her throat and he asks me to slap her across the face. I’m not really sure how to take the question until I see a buddy of his smack her in the face – it was a shockingly firm SMACK – directly across her face – and she loved it!

1:17AM - “Lovin Head” is still behind my beloved “FACE SMACK” chick with his hands around her throat – Slippy & Mr. Boston have now joined up with me and “Lovin Head's ” inner-circle and we are all sort of mesmerized - “Lovin Head” always had a way about talking charge of situations and basically directing "LIVE" subject matter in public. HE FUCKING LOVED IT!


1:27AM - “Lovin Head” is still behind the “FACE SMACK” chick- he now has his hands around her head – Mr. Boston gives this check a “SERIOUS” smack across the face and she says, "I'm getting wet now." I was sort of afraid that I could possibly be prosecuted for hitting a woman in public like this but “Lovin Head” insisted and so did the “FACE SMACK” chick


1:28AM – I slap her across the face and she tells me, “That was weak as Mr. Boston comes around from behind and gives this chick the MOST “WANTON” whack across the face yet again – her face swerved from the sheer velocity of Mr. Boston’s FULL-ON FACE SMACK and once again - she says - how WET she’s getting - and this is why she can’t do porn anymore – because NO guy’s can be rough enough with her…

1:37AM – At least 15 different guys smacked her basically as hard as they could and she just could NOT get enough of it – Mr. Boston and I were awestruck, mesmerized and fascinated with this “FACE SMACK” chick and we decided that we wanted to sign her exclusively to our XXX company ASAP.

TO BE CONTINUED:

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